Name: Forrest “Offsides Blitz” Whitlark
Position: Team Mascot
Height: 6’ 0”
Weight: 188 lbs.
Hometown: The Red Zone
40 Yard Dash Time: Please refer to
Fun Fact: Has the complete series of Gunsmoke on DVD.

Name: Kelly “The Wizard” Bouchillon
Position: HR department for the band
Height: 1 Fathom
Weight: 180 lbs.
Hometown: The 9-1-deuce
40 Yard Dash Time: Faster than Forrest
Fun Fact: Is Diamond 3, Division 3 in Rocket League

Name: John “Lightning Fingers” Cherry
Position: Fun Ensurer
Height: Varies with temperature
Weight: Also varies with temperature
Hometown: Bootsy Collins’s Space Ship
40 Yard Dash Time: 40 seconds
Fun Fact: Is scared of the sun and drinks SPF 70 sunscreen.

Name: Cam “Wam Bam” Corsino
Position: A wave pool
Height: 6’ 0”
Weight: 4.2 bench presses
Hometown: McDonough, GA
40 Yard Dash Time: 4.6 seconds
Fun Fact: Listens to a lot of classical music.

Name: John “Die Hard” MacLane
Position: Public Relations
Height: ‘Bout sebum
Weight: 155lbs
Hometown: Atlanta (ITP)
40 Yard Dash Time: Faster than you
Fun Fact: Once acted in a Pamper’s baby commercial

Name: Will “DJ Kill Will” MacLane
Position: Resident DJ/Hype Man
Height: 6’ 1”
Weight: 150
Hometown: Atlanta (ITP)
40 Yard Dash Time: 140 BPM
Fun Fact: Follow @killwill_music on Soundcloud.

Event Details:

  • When: Friday, September 27
  • Time: 7:00pm – 10:00pm
  • Location: River Jam Stage
  • Cost: Free and open to the public
  • Weather: Events are scheduled to proceed rain or shine.  In the event of severe weather, the USNWC reserves the right to reschedule/cancel live music performances.